Antfarm Dickhole (2011)

My rating - 3/10

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A bullied man is beaten and left lying in the woods. A large ant crawls up his trouser leg and makes a nest in his penis. Everytime he's attacked now the ants emerge to defend their new nest.

What can you really say about this?. It has characters named Ant-Thony, Ant-Drea, etc... Get the idea?. There's lots of full frontal, graphic nudity, some very unrealistic gore, wonderfully bad acting and dialogue and a woman covered in silly string getting raped by a giant spider. It's all genuinely awful on pretty much every level, and yet, it's also strangely entertaining on a bad movie level.

Don't get me wrong, that's definitely not a recommendation and most will find it either boring or just to stupid to sit through, but if you have a high tolorance for dumb, zero budget movies then you'll find plenty of WTF moments to explore in this one. If you've ever seen a Bill Zebub film before then you'll know what to expect and won't be offended, no matter how much offensive stuff he throws at the screen. It's the movie that put him on the radar and is probably his most well known.

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