I Bought A Vampire Motocycle (1990)

My rating - 5.5/10

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A biker gang attacks a group performing an occult ritual and kills the leader. The evil spirit they were summoning enters one of the gangs bikes and the bike sets out to hunt down and kill each member one by one.

This British horror comedy stars many famous faces from early 90s UK TV and is, on occasion, quite gory and gross. Some of the comedy is hit and miss but there are a few good laughs along the way. A talking turd that leaps out of the toilet bowl and into someones mouth is either going to be funny or disgusting depending on your sense of humour. There's a good looking decapitated head, a woman sliced in half, some impailings, the biker gang leader gets shot in the ass with an arrow and there's a fun scene of him in the hospital with it that made me laugh.

The effects are good for the most part and the acting and dialogue is fine for what it is. The whole thing is very silly throughout and it does go a bit off the rails at the end, but if you're looking for a low budget horror/comedy that's British through and through then this slice of madness is worth a look, just switch off your brain before hitting the play button.

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