Zombiechrist (2010)

My rating - 3/10

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Some druids resurrect the rotting corpse of Christ which goes on to violate various women in horrific ways.

Movies don't really get much worse than this!. I love bad horror but there's nothing enjoyable about Zombiechrist. It's full of naked women, most of which are made up of tattoo covered strippers and it's rarely in the slightest bit erotic. There's plenty of sexual assault, a little bit of mildly fun gore, but the acting is so, so bad. The script genuinely sounds like it was all ad libbed as they went along. The direction is also dreadful from start to finish.

If you're already familiar with the films of Bill Zebub then you'll know exactly what to expect here, and in that case you may get some mild entertainment from it. The rest of you will probably spend most of the time with your finger on the fast forward button. Bill Zebub certainly has a style when it comes to filmmaking, sadly it's a style that won't appeal to most people.

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